Orange 1, Blogger Nil.

Note to self: Don't try to import blog articles directly from Google Docs into Blogger. According to the Troubleshooting guide, the differences between Documents and Blogs are resolved during the transfer process by a cutting edge conversion module know as "html-code rape-o-matic 2000". Unfortunately, further probing on my part lead me to discover that this does to carefully written and formatted blog posts what a bag of angry stoats does to, well pretty much anything. I retrieved my shredded and soiled post a few hours later and repaired it with the aid of Microsoft Notepad's Special Medicinal Cure. Unfortunately (again), I forgot to include the anti-stoat kernel in the new html, and thus was my post cruelly mangled a second time. Now, at long last I have defeated the evils of Blogger and uploaded something vaguely resembling the article I originally wanted to write. Victory is mine. Until next time we meet in battle Google, fare thee well.

In other news, my good-for-nothing broken sh%$£y fu&*£d-up laptop is still not back from the repair shop. Lyriel and I are off to the zoo tomorrow, and thanks to my now critical Wowdrawl I shall be resisting the urge to set fire to all furry beasts in a 30 yard radius in order to harvest their precious hides with a spork.

Until my next post, most probably from some kind of PETA correctional facility, I bid you adieu. Stay safe, and eviter les hermines.

Orange.